1. bubsy3d:

    radtracks:

    you’ve got a friend in me // randy newman

    some other folks might be a little bit smarter than i am
    bigger and stronger too, maybe
    but none of them will ever love you the way i do
    it’s me and you, boy

    this goes SO hard…

    (via fuckyeah1990s)

     

  2. trust:

    taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

    (Source: trust, via secretdiaryofaclosestedhomo)

     
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  4. somegoodthings:

    Ahahahahaha

    (Source: sassyfour)

     

    1. things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
    2. things we love as adults: being spanked and naps
     
  5. humorous-blog:

    i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy

    (Source: bradbury-charlie, via fuck-yeah-im-not-straight)

     
  6. adventuretimewithlewis:

    shvnyyy-e:

    zwamboobs:

    blazepress:

    Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

    Sick

    what the fuck

    The gays are angry

    (via only1awkwardmoment)

     
  7. datunofficialdisneyprincess:

    hayatecrawford:

    thelastmelinian:

    a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

    keshawnrob:

    sixcatsandtwodogs:

    l3nvi:

    phillywillygasp:

    yunomaekfunwitmii:

    gaymerlag:

    kebinu:

    jkimisyellow:

    floptina:

    mulan dont give a shit

    mulan has run out of fucks to give

    Mulan no curr

    Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

    Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

    Mulan: “Who’s next?”

    Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

    I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

    MULAN NO CURR

    Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

    Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

    Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

    Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

    DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

    If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

    I enjoy when this returns to my dashboard

    (via only1awkwardmoment)

     
  8. beesmygod:

    what a weird piano

    (Source: cute-overload, via marsiamaez)

     
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  11. momazhari:

    burn-down-the-world:

    This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

    I’M STILL LAUGHING.

    I will never not reblog this.

    image

    Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     
  12. epikalia:

    kanyewesticle:

    Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

    Well, you’re not wrong.

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     
  13. (Source: nahshaw, via ryachu)

     
  14. thatseanguyblogs:

    ask-heichouu:

    amanekuzuryuu:

    so I got the plague game

    You’re doing it right

    I got this a year or so ago… First time I played it I named the disease the T-Virus… no big… Second time? Religion.

    Killed the world in 300-somethin days.